Today we begin our soon to be utterly not-so-famous Wednesday List edition.  Every Wednesday I will be posting a list of the top ____  reasons for ____.    Welcome to the first edition.

Today's edition of the list will be mild and introductory.

Top 10 Reasons the Smuggler Nut-kick is the greatest move ever in any video game since the dawn of time.

• #10 - Nutshots always win Americas funniest home videos, nuff said.
• #9 -  Nut-kicking is a tried and true American tradition. From sports to fighting, we love jubbly juggling with our feet.
• #8 -  Han shot first BUT,  If they had been standing it would have been a nut-kick + headshot. Lucas came to me in a dream and told me. Then kicked me in the nuts...
• #7 - To many video games ignore the soft and squishy s. Imagine World of Warcraft warlocks with the spell "nut-coil".  Yeah.  Exactly.
• #6 -  Shin-kicking sounds like a sport played by retards in football pads somewhere in Bulgaria.
• #5 -  Imagine winning a pvp battleground with a nut-kick.  E-P-I-C.
• #4 -  Punching people is so 1990.
• #3 -  You can't "ice down" a lightsaber hole in your nuts.
• #2 -  They left it out of monopoly:

And finally:

THE NUMBER ONE REASON THE SMUGGLER NUT-KICK IS THE GREATES MOVE EVER IN ANY VIDEOGAME SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME:

#1

The future term of instakilling in videogames will be replaced with BOOM NUT-KICK HEADSHOT.

Hope you guys enjoyed the list. Now go kick someone in the nuts. Cheers all.